Jules Cobb Quotes
Season 2, Episode 21: "Something Good Coming"
Jules: I hope I NEVER pee this out!
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Jules: I don't believe in ghosts, because if they were real I'd like to think that I would be felt up all the time.
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Jules: Tom is our interhouse-shuttle. I pay him with head pats.
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Jules: Stop being a parade rainer-onner. We're taking a group vacation!
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Jules: This is the first time on this trip it's been just the ladies.
Ellie: It's an embarrassment of bitches.
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Andy: Is that the candle holder from the room?
Jules: Forget about it.
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Jules: Oh my God! I want to snort this!
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Laurie: What is with the stomach kissing?
Jules: He's trying to jumpstart my uterus!
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Season 2, Episode 20: "Free Fallin'"
Ellie: What do you want him to do? Live here until he's 60 so you two can spend every second of your lives together?
Jules: Oh my God that would be amazing.
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Laurie: Did you just one night standed by your own son?
Jules: He said we were going to brunch.
Laurie: Oh no.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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