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Jules: You know, I was trying to find the perfect setting and now I just don't know what to do. I know I have to tell them, or, a different approach, we hop in a car, drive west, and never look back.
Ellie: Don't joke! I packed my Thelma and Louise bag six years ago, so say the word I'll go grab it.

I have two hours to get healthy. It's like cramming for a test.

The only thing I've ever made from scratch is Travis.

Yep, we raised a deadbeat.

If I’m running, you’re running. Are you new to this group?

Jules: The mayor’s wife can take a bottle of wine?
Ellie: Uh, no that’s more of an Ellie thing. We should walk faster.

Jules: Hey, does it make me gay if I eat this?
Ellie: I think it does.
Jules: Well I’m doing it anyway.
Laurie: Do you want a fork?

Duh, no paper bills less tree murder.

Jules: Ever since I got back from Hollywood I've turned into a real movie slut.
Andy: I think you mean movie buff.
Ellie: No, no she's right, the expression is movie slut - change approved.

Pale and tan swirl.

Why do these stars have names on them?

I just want to give him a memory that is so great that he will never forget it.

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Jules

Laurie [to Jules for picture]: Arch your back and stick out your chest
Ellie: And say classy!

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