Jules Cobb Quotes
Jules: Ever since I got back from Hollywood I've turned into a real movie slut.
Andy: I think you mean movie buff.
Ellie: No, no she's right, the expression is movie slut - change approved.
Pale and tan swirl.
Why do these stars have names on them?
I just want to give him a memory that is so great that he will never forget it.
Sweetie, I'd let other people do the cons.
So all shoplifters are magicians?
If you don't want to be someone's bitch, you gotta get ripped.
Get crabbin' bitch.
Jules: When did you get so good at lying?
Ellie: There's no shortcut. Just practice, practice, practice.
Jules: Time for family dinner.
Grayson: Uh, if it's family, then why is she here?
Ellie: What am I supposed to do eat with Andy? I did that yesterday.
Travis: You know, I've actually been experimenting at school.
Ellie: I totally called that!
Jules: What's his name? Is he cute?
Travis: I meant with religion.
Jules: Aw man, I was excited to show you how cool I'd be about it.
Laurie: Man hands? You're stealing jokes from Seinfeld now?
Jules: Was that that Jewish guy you dated in High School?
Ellie: No, he had a huge TV show. Must see TV?
Jules: Never heard of it. No one's gonna tell me what's must see.