Cougar Town

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I love my security system. It's like I live in an antique store.

Ellie: Oh! Stan walked!
Jules: Now is not the time.
Ellie: Right.

Jules: I've been afraid of this moment for so long, but I know I raised such a great kid -
Bobby: We we raised a good kid.

Travis: You're kinda smothering me.
Jules: With love. It doesn't count.

Jules: Travis! You're mine today.
Travis: This can't be good.

Ellie: Honey, why don't you go to your crazy place?
Jules: I don't want to.

Grayson: I'm not getting involved.
Jules: You so are. You ate his lasagna last night.
Grayson: I ate dead baby lasagna?

Grayson: Why do you keep doing this if you know I hate it?
Jules: You just answered your own question.

Jules: What's up? It hasn't been 24 hours?
Grayson: I missed you.

Jules: Wine now - no no, I need big Joe.
Ellie: (to Lourie) Man hands help me.

Bonnie: I'm not perfect Jules.
Jules: Really.

Ellie: Good lord you wake up peppy!
Jules: Now where was I before the siesta?

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Cougar Town Quotes

Grayson: Shall we?
Jules: Indeed!

Wooo! How can I do woo wrong?

Jules