Jules: Harsh. But, Ellie and I have a pact.
Ellie: We tell each other the harsh truth no matter what.

Jules: You guys know each other?
Grayson: Yeah yeah we play roller hockey together. How do you two know each other.
Jules: Grayson there's a thousand different ways that people know each other, but for some reason I can't think of any right now.
Grayson: You two slept together?
Jules: No...
Matt: Yes.

To sweaty foot wine!

This is our cul-de-sac damn it. Tonight we take back the sack! First order of business we need a new slogan.

I love my security system. It's like I live in an antique store.

Ellie: Oh! Stan walked!
Jules: Now is not the time.
Ellie: Right.

Jules: I've been afraid of this moment for so long, but I know I raised such a great kid -
Bobby: We we raised a good kid.

Travis: You're kinda smothering me.
Jules: With love. It doesn't count.

Jules: Travis! You're mine today.
Travis: This can't be good.

Ellie: Honey, why don't you go to your crazy place?
Jules: I don't want to.

Grayson: I'm not getting involved.
Jules: You so are. You ate his lasagna last night.
Grayson: I ate dead baby lasagna?

Grayson: Why do you keep doing this if you know I hate it?
Jules: You just answered your own question.

Cougar Town Quotes

Laurie: Jules told me never to ask, but why do you call me Jellybean?
Ellie: Well JB, when Jules first hired you I thought you were so simple minded she could convince you that Jellybeans were more valuable than gold and subsequently pay you in Jellybeans. This concept was eventually shorted into your nickname, Jellybean.

We're even wearing the same unisex cologne. "Both" by Bruce Jenner.

Laurie