Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSJules Cobb Quotes
Jules: Harsh. But, Ellie and I have a pact.
Ellie: We tell each other the harsh truth no matter what.
Jules: You guys know each other?
Grayson: Yeah yeah we play roller hockey together. How do you two know each other.
Jules: Grayson there's a thousand different ways that people know each other, but for some reason I can't think of any right now.
Grayson: You two slept together?
Jules: No...
Matt: Yes.
To sweaty foot wine!
This is our cul-de-sac damn it. Tonight we take back the sack! First order of business we need a new slogan.
I love my security system. It's like I live in an antique store.
Ellie: Oh! Stan walked!
Jules: Now is not the time.
Ellie: Right.
Jules: I've been afraid of this moment for so long, but I know I raised such a great kid -
Bobby: We we raised a good kid.
Travis: You're kinda smothering me.
Jules: With love. It doesn't count.
Jules: Travis! You're mine today.
Travis: This can't be good.
Ellie: Honey, why don't you go to your crazy place?
Jules: I don't want to.
Grayson: I'm not getting involved.
Jules: You so are. You ate his lasagna last night.
Grayson: I ate dead baby lasagna?
Grayson: Why do you keep doing this if you know I hate it?
Jules: You just answered your own question.
