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Cougar-town

Grayson: I almost killed a lizard.
Jules: Oh great story.
Grayson: Thanks I worked on it.
Jules: Yeah go sit down. I'm making popcorn.

Jules: I feel like I owe you a sorry.
Bobby: You sank my home.

Could you imagine if we ever dated. It would be like dropping a bomb on a forest fire.

Laurie

Jules: To get ahead. Get a home!
Bobby: Worst slogan ever.

Ellie: I want red.
Jules: No no white wine has less alcohol.
Grayson: Ohhh...thinking wine.

It's Friday working stiffs. Three two one...happy weekend!

Ah! Big Carl! You can almost fix everything.

(to Grayson) Hold my hand. It can still be romantic!

Jules: What did he just say?
Laurie: Got me!
Ellie: Razzle dazzle.

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