Kenneth Parcell Quotes (Page 5)
Season 4, Episode 14: "Future Husband"
Kenneth: It's so romantic, like that movie I only saw the first few moments of, Fatal Attraction.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 12: "Verna"
Kenneth: You just enjoy your coffee, sir, while I tell you a funny story about my neighbor's cat. His name is Mr. Wiggles, and his cat's name is Benson.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 11: "Winter Madness"
Kenneth: I am Silas Merrymount Peppercorn. This is my wife... Moronica.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kenneth: Good morning, Miss Lemon. Oh, I'm sorry I snapped at you.
• Rating: Unrated
Kenneth: [on Boston] They're all named Sean, they're mean, and I hate it here.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 10: "Black Light Attack!"
Kenneth: [on his teeth] You'll have to ask the fella who whittled 'em for me!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 9: "Klaus and Greta"
Kenneth: [to Jack] Fort Myers and Cincinnati. Didn't you learn your airport codes in high school?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kenneth: E-mailing images to address book? What is wrong with me?!?
• Rating: Unrated
Kenneth: Albino monk!
Jack: That's a mirror, Kenneth.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Kenneth: Sorry, sir, that happens sometimes when I unhinge my pelvis.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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