Kenneth Parcell Quotes (Page 7)
Season 4, Episode 10: "Black Light Attack!"
Kenneth: [on his teeth] You'll have to ask the fella who whittled 'em for me!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 9: "Klaus and Greta"
Kenneth: [to Jack] Fort Myers and Cincinnati. Didn't you learn your airport codes in high school?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kenneth: E-mailing images to address book? What is wrong with me?!?
• Rating: Unrated
Kenneth: Albino monk!
Jack: That's a mirror, Kenneth.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Kenneth: Sorry, sir, that happens sometimes when I unhinge my pelvis.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 8: "Secret Santa"
Kenneth: An angry God is punishing them. It's a Christmas miracle!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 6: "Sun Tea"
Kenneth: Well, they make our shoes and wallets.
• Rating: Unrated
Kenneth: Global warming? Sorry, sir, that's just scientist talk. The same people who say my grandfather was a monkey. If that's true, why was he killed by a monkey?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 5: "The Problem Solvers"
Kenneth: Who said I've been alive forever?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kenneth: Miss Maroney, your Mexican diet pills came. Should I start taking them to test their side effects?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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