Kenneth Parcell Quotes (Page 7)
Season 4, Episode 3: "Stone Mountain"
Kenneth: When the Parcells first came to America, they lived in a town called Sexcriminalboat.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 2: "Into the Crevasse"
Kenneth: As mom used to say, you can't eat love.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 1: "Season 4"
Kenneth: Good morning, Mr. Donaghy. I would like to speak to you on behalf of all the NBC pages.
Jack: I'll give you a New York minute. That's seven seconds.
Kenneth: Well sir, we pages and I feel that me and they are not being treated fairly as regards paychecking. I'm nervous!
Jack: We went over this yesterday, Kenneth. There simply isn't any money.
Kenneth: Excuse me, sir, but I accidentally saw your paycheck.
Jack: Well I hope it was inspirational.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kenneth: Bonus means extra. I know that. From game shows.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 22: "Kidney Now!"
Kenneth: Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament.
• Rating: 4.2 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 20: "The Natural Order"
Kenneth: Now you're standing on the very spot where Grace Allen took Jack Parr's virginity.
• Rating: Unrated
Kenneth: [on his pig] She went crazy. She bit off my nutsack, that I kept tied around my belt to feed the squirrels.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 19: "The Ones"
Kenneth: If I have a strawberry, my throat closes up faster than a girl in math class.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Kenneth: [on his harmonica] Oh, you mean my mouth radio.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 18: "Jackie Jormp-Jomp"
Kenneth: Ms. Lemon, you're not supposed to be here; you're on s-e-x probation.
• Rating: Unrated
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