Kevin Malone Quotes (Page 4)
Season 7, Episode 11: "Classy Christmas"
Holly: You guys, it wasn't my fault!
Kevin: Oh nothing is ever your fault! Just like when you ate those maple candies that you brought for us!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 8: "Viewing Party"
Andy: I bet he's wishing he had a hybrid, right? 60 miles to the gallon in the city.
Kevin: No, I bet he's wishing he was strangling somebody.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 6: "Costume Contest"
Kevin: Everyone is gonna be there. Angela, Phyllis... even Creed is a maybe.
Andy: Creed is going?!?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Oscar: What kind of statement are you making with that costume, Kevin?
Kevin: The statement that I'm making, Oscar, is I kind of look like Michael Moore.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 5: "The Sting"
Kevin: He's like a better looking Andy.
Andy: Thanks Kevin.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 4: "Sex Ed"
Andy: Can anyone else name a consequence of sex?
Kevin: It feels unbelievable.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 21: "Secretary's Day"
Kevin: C is for Suspension!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Gabe: This is violent and offensive.
Kevin: Thank you. It really makes me self-conscious about my voice.
Gabe: It's awful [offers a tissue]
Kevin: I'm not crying.
Gabe: There's food on your face.
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: That is an amusing link. I'd like it sent to me please.
Kevin: Angela, this is inappropriate.
Angela: This is my favorite day!
• Rating: Unrated
Kevin: They're making fun of Cookie Monster, I get that; but in a weird way, it's like they're making fun of me.
• Rating: Unrated
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