Kevin Malone Quotes (Page 4)
Season 7, Episode 23: "Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager"
Kevin: Put back everything in the vending machine, except the fruit.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 21: "Goodbye Michael"
Oscar: What town do Holly's parents live in?
Michael: I'm not sure...Mount tuh (mumbles).
Kevin: Sounds beautiful.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 20: "Michael's Last Dundies"
Kevin: I love banter, but I hate witty banter.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 19: "Training Day"
Kevin: Hey Deangelo, what do you think about bald people? I hate them.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Kevin: Nope it's not Ashton Kutcher, it's Kevin Malone. Equally handsome, equally smart.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 18: "Garage Sale"
Michael: We're moving to Colorado.
Kevin: All of us?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kevin: When I was a kid I was on "Dallas."
Andy: Really?
Kevin: Yeah. We missed our connecting flight so we spent the entire day on Dallas. Then we spent a week on Hawaii. I was on heaven.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 17: "Todd Packer"
Packer: Yeah you know how to read a menu!
Kevin: He's right. I could lose some weight.
• Rating: Unrated
Packer: It's great to be among friends... until then, you suckers will do.
Kevin: Nice. We got burned.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kevin: I have very little patience for stupidity.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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