Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Kurt Hummel Quotes
Rachel: I think you and I are more similar than you think.
Kurt: That's a terrible thing to say.
When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.
He's on team gay. No straight boy does his hair to look like Linda Evangelista circa 1983.
Rachel: Hey, I have something I want to talk to you about.
Kurt: Please, not another pregnancy.
You, like everyone else at this school, are too quick to let homophobia slide. And your lessons plans are boring.
You can't punch the gay out of me any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you.
You smell homeless, Brett. Homeless.
Finn: Are you sure we should free 300 live doves indoors? Won't that get messy?
Kurt: That's why we feed them glitter.
My Power Rangers got married and divorced in so many combinations, they were like Fleetwood Mac.
Kurt: When you call me "lady," that's bullying and it's really hurtful.
Sue: I'm sorry. I genuinely thought that was your name.
You are as brilliant and talented as you are irritating.
They're gonna throw fruit at us. And I just had a facial.
