Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Kurt Hummel Quotes
What is your problem? It's just a moist towelette!
I'm so depressed I've worn the same outfit twice this week.
Kurt: Here's a comment to anyone that posts a message to your blog: say what you wanna say to my face!
Mercedes: Is that a men's sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.
This club regularly pays tribute to pop culture and Britney Spears IS pop culture.
Suzanne Somers says that skipping breakfast is suicide.
I appreciate your thoughts, but I don't want your prayers.
[God] makes me gay and then makes His followers go around saying it's a choice, as if I'd choose to be mocked every day of my life.
I don't need to sit around and listen to all you mental patients tell me there is a God when I know there really isn't.
Mercedes: You get to wear a fabulous hat.
Kurt: You had me at fabulous hat.
I don't believe in God, Dad. But I believe in you, and I believe in us.
They're gonna throw fruit at us. And I just had a facial.