What is your problem? It's just a moist towelette!

I'm so depressed I've worn the same outfit twice this week.

Kurt: Here's a comment to anyone that posts a message to your blog: say what you wanna say to my face!

Mercedes: Is that a men's sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.

This club regularly pays tribute to pop culture and Britney Spears IS pop culture.

Suzanne Somers says that skipping breakfast is suicide.

I appreciate your thoughts, but I don't want your prayers.

[God] makes me gay and then makes His followers go around saying it's a choice, as if I'd choose to be mocked every day of my life.

I don't need to sit around and listen to all you mental patients tell me there is a God when I know there really isn't.

Mercedes: You get to wear a fabulous hat.
Kurt: You had me at fabulous hat.

I don't believe in God, Dad. But I believe in you, and I believe in us.

They're gonna throw fruit at us. And I just had a facial.

Glee Quotes

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.

Jesse

She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!

Kurt