Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Kurt Hummel Quotes
One day you will all work for me
I bring Finn a glass of warm milk every night, just in the hopes we may have a little lady chat.
Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.
I had a cat thrown at me in a nursing home once.
Bisexual is a term that gay guys in high school use when they wanna hold hands with girls and feel normal.
Rachel: Blaine and I have a lot in common.
Kurt: A sentiment expressed by many a hag by many dating a gay.
Those weren't weird faces. Those were my sexy faces.
Sometimes I don't feel like we're The Warblers. I feel like we're Blaine and the Pips.
Blaine: We should practice.
Kurt: I thought we were.
Rachel: Kurt, I need to talk to you about something.
Kurt: Oh, please not another pregnancy.
Rachel: Kurt, we have a lot more in common than you think.
Kurt: That's a terrible thing to say.
I don't believe in denying who you are, but I don't believe in outing either.
They're gonna throw fruit at us. And I just had a facial.
