Archer
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXPopular Lana Kane Quotes
Archer: It's the A-Team meets Scarface. That makes me...uh...
Lana: Hannibal Montana?
Lana: If anything goes wrong, I'm holding YOU responsible.
Archer: Yeah, that'll teach me.
Lana: Right about here is the part where I hold you responsible.
Archer: Oh my God, the burden.
Lana: Have you ever heard a country song?
Archer: Uhhh...Danger Zone?
Silence - yes! Aspire to that while I think of a plan.
Malory: Well, she won't go to rehab and you won't let her die with dignity...
Lana: From an overdose of cocaine cake?!
Malory: If we miss that taping, I won't be responsible for my actions.
Lana: Are you ever?
Malory: Are you bothering them?
Lana: I am. And also, Happy Opposite Day
Malory: I need some more ice. Oh, and a small bowl, a mirror, a needle and thread, and a straight razor.
Lana: You're not emasculating Krieger!
Malory: Ray, find Cherlene. No matter what happens, we can't leave without her.
Lana: She said, suddenly oddly maternal.
Krieger: I think it's some unholy adolescent human amphibian hybrid creature.
Kreiger clones: Yes.
Krieger: I'm home! I'm finally home!
Kreiger clones: All will be revealed...in time.
Kreiger: And if there's one thing I love more than triumph, it's annoying vagueness.