Archer

Lana Kane Quotes (Page 3)

Lana: Don't take this the wrong way, but i'm trying to figure out how you're going to be an effective field agent.
Ray: Interesting coming from a woman.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Noah: How much of my blood does he need?
Lana: I dunno, 10 gils?
 • Rating: Unrated

Lana: What's your blood type?
Archer: Who am I Karl Landsteiner?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pam: What a hunk
Cheryl: Total sploosh.
Lana: Yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
Gillette: And whatever my equivalent of sploosh. Which I guess is just sploosh. Only with semen.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lana: Dude, this van is like rolling probable cause.
Malory: All ashore from the S.S. Date Rape.
Ray: Toot, Toot!
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Lana: On your knees, hands behind your head, and toss out that weapon! But not in that order.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Malory: Lana, you go straight to Moscow.
Lana: Undercover?
Malory: Of course undercover.
Lana: As what? Russia's only black woman?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gillette: He's like a thousand.
Lana: You won't be having sex with him.
Gillette: Well, wait, he is a Duke.
Lana: No means no.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lana: You turned archer loose with four million dollars in a casino?
Archer: Oh, don't worry. He may be vain, selfish liar and quite possibly alcoholic man whore, but gambling is one vice Sterling doesn't have.
Malory: Guess he's too busy doing all those other awesome stuff. Thanks, mother.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Archer: I'm not negotiating with a cyborg.
Lana: That's just a voice modulator.
Archer: You don't think cyborgs have that technology!?
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

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