Lana Kane Quotes
Archer: I thought you were gonna shoot me.
Lana: The day's not over.
Lana: Screw you, Mr My-mother's-a-lying-bitch-and-I'm-too-stupid-to-realize-my-life's-a-pathetic-joke! Archer: Nice to meet you, Mrs Hello-my-kid's-from-a-sperm-bank-since-I-can't-keep-a-man-because-in-addition-to-my-jillion-neuroses-I-have-a-weird-looking-vagina!
Great, the world's first DSVUI.
Archer: Are you kidding, I didn't even let [Woodhouse] go to his own brother's funeral.
Lana: Was he crushed?
Archer: He probably would have been if I told him about it.
Lana: Thank you for making me carry your bag through customs.
Woodhouse: No, thank you.
Somehow we're in a crazy universe where bonuses are based on merit and not whether you crawled out of your mother.
Lana: Why is there a camera?
Lance: I assume because this restaurant can't hold 3 million viewers
The last time she was in the field they were still using muskets.
Cyril: I only have two eyes and they were looking for hunters.
Lana: Why, is it pumpkin season?
Cyril: Is that a thing?
If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and murders a bunch of its fellow ducks...
Archer: Oh my God!
Archer: Michael Gray - was Billy Batson on Shazam!
Lana: Have you ever heard of ISIS?
Archer: From the Shazam/Isis Hour TV Show?