Archer

Lana Kane Quotes (Page 5)

Lana: What's your third biggest fear?
Archer: Brain aneurysm.
Lana: What's a brain aneurysm have to do with walking around in a swamp?
Archer: Nothing, it can happen anywhere at anytime, that's what makes it so terrifying.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lana: What are your three biggest fears?
Archer: Getting stuck on a boat with you three times.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lana [opens cooler of nothing but beer]: You're s**tting me.
Archer: I know. A rainbow should shoot out every time you open it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Archer: This must be what it's like to have sex with me.
Lana: How could an airboat be selfish?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Archer [to airboat owner]: I've waited my entire life to say this exact phrase, "I'm commandeering this airboat!"
Lana: Sorry, it really is an emergency.
Archer: Of an awesome and ass-kicking nature!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Lana: He's attacked nuclear power plants, hydroelectric dams, and whaling ships.
Archer: Whaling ships? What he's got something against clean burning lamp oil?

 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Lana: Is that a friggin' candy bar?
Archer: Yeah, but do you think you need the calories?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lana: Did you see me holding that baby?
Gillette: Look liked Tyson holding that dove.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barry: Yours for the taking, if you are similarly mine for the taking
Lana: "Taking" as in to get this job I have to have sex with you?
Barry: Hey, those are your words. And also mine, yes.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Archer: She doesn't look like she's just turning 17.
Lana: No, she looks like she's just turning 18.
Archer: Exactly. Plus Europeans use the metric system...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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