Cougar Town

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Laurie Keller Quotes

Season 2, Episode 21: "Something Good Coming"

Laurie: No one who says "coolie" is cool. That's why Coolio is named Coolio.
• Rating: Unrated

Ellie: It's for the lady who likes to lounge by the pool, but also get paid for sex.
Laurie: You can do that? Is that a job?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Laurie: I'm gonna say something now that Meredith Baxter Birney has said in every TV movie I have ever seen: "I...will not give up on that boy."
• Rating: Unrated

Laurie: What is with the stomach kissing?
Jules: He's trying to jumpstart my uterus!
• Rating: Unrated

Season 2, Episode 20: "Free Fallin'"

Laurie: Did you just one night standed by your own son?
Jules: He said we were going to brunch.
Laurie: Oh no.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Laurie: I don't know exactly what your race is, but I am into it in a big way.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2, Episode 19: "Damaged By Love"

Laurie: If someone was up on my man like that. I would lace up my ass kicking boots.
• Rating: Unrated

Ellie: If I get murdered I need you to tell the police something.
Laurie: Seriously, if I had a dime.
• Rating: Unrated

Ellie: You know if they just wanted to see some dumb, townie ho floppin' her ta-tas all they need to do is stay here and give ten dollars to-
Laurie: Yeah, yeah, yeah I know where you're goin' with this.
Ellie: Let me finish. You.
• Rating: Unrated