Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSFavorite Laurie Keller Quotes
Jules: Would you help us figure out who gets dibs on a guy.
Laurie: Well that's easy, which one of you is pregnant?
Jules: No one.
Laurie: Then I got nothing.
Ellie: You know what panties are? They're a type of clothes most women wear under their skirts.
Laurie: Pass.
Laurie: Well I have tons of guy friends.
Grayson: Have you slept with any of them?
Laurie: Yeah, I've slept with all of the them, but only as friends.
Laurie: She almost hit a cop.
Jules: It was a crossing guar. If it was a cop I would have slowed down when sure started chasing us.
Jules: Grayson is totally pursey whipped. That is really gonna catch on. pursey magnet, pursey hound.
Laurie: Pursey cat.
Ellie: That's not how it works.
That's how it started for my Uncle Max - then he bought some wigs and changed his name to Maxine, but you know what is really funny? He still goes by Max.
Laurie: I feel like people respect my ideas more when they think they came out of magazines.
Ellie: No.
Are you stealing the plot of Erin Brockovich?
Holy big hat, I love it - hides so much of your face.
Ellie: First time I've ever been jealous of you.
Laurie: Thank you.
Ellie: You're welcome.
Jules! Slap out of it.
Go see him, dork university is like almost twenty minutes away.
