Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSFavorite Laurie Keller Quotes
Laurie: Am I in a different conversation?
Jules: Almost always.
I am pissed that they just played a Miley Cyrus song and everyone knew the lyrics!
Ellie: Really Bug Hookers?
Laurie: That's the title!
Jules: Name one thing I've done to Travis that is "meddlesome."
Bobby: Watched him sleep.
Ellie: You scared his girlfriend away.
Laurie: You want to live in his blood.
Laurie: I went to a crap school in a crap neighborhood and reading really got me out.
Jules: It did?
Laurie: No, car modeling did. But it's really fun to say reading did.
Laurie: Okay I'm lost inside my brain again...
Ellie: Oh jelly bean.
Laurie: Drinking games! I love drinking games!
Laurie: Hey hot flash, did you do that? (It says FAKE on her purse)
Ellie: Yes, I did. See the reason why I buy expensive things is to belittle people who cant afford them.
Wrong Balls is trending on Twitter. It's above Bieber.
Jules: All together now -
Everyone: If it's on the internet, it must be true!
Jules: Exactly now, everyone sip please.
Travis: Afternoon booze bags. What are we celebrating now?
Jules: Science.
Never judge a book by its front parts.
Travis: Are there really women out there that will have sex with me just because they're mad about something?
Laurie: Oh yeah, for sure.
Travis: This is very exciting news.
Laurie: You know there are also girls that will sleep with you because their friends are prettier.
Travis: This just keeps getting better.
As my uncle dad always told me, check yourself, before you wreck yourself.
