Lenny Leonard Quotes
Season 24, Episode 4: "Gone Abie Gone"
Homer: Wait, the frog in the trench coat is Kermit too.
Lenny: All the frogs in that show are Kermit. Keeps all the other frog actors out of work.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 23, Episode 20: "The Spy Who Learned Me"
Lenny: Trouble in paradise?
Homer: No, my marriage.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 23, Episode 11: "The D'oh-cial Network"
Lenny: Uh-oh. Denise Hibbert keeps liking Bumblebee Man's posts. That's how it starts.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Season 23, Episode 10: "Politically Inept, With Homer Simpson"
Lenny: When a guy who loves america cries, it makes him super straight.
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 11: "Flaming Moe"
Lenny: They think they're better than us because their performance review reflects it!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 21, Episode 12: "Boy Meets Curl"
Lenny: Date night, it's the embalming fluid that keeps the mummy of a marriage fresh after the heart and brain have been pulled out through the nose.
Carl: I never should have given you that Egyptology book.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 21, Episode 10: "Once Upon a Time in Springfield"
Homer: That is the most amazing doughnut I've ever tasted
Mr. Burns: Well, if you stay on with the Springfield nuclear plant, you could have one of these tasty beauties every day.
Lenny [about doughnut]: One of these every day might kill us.
Carl: Can we get a health plan to go with them?
Mr. Burns: Sure, you could have a health care or.... two donuts a day.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lenny: Are these business cards or passports to a better future?
Gator McCall: Those are business cards.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 21, Episode 5: "The Devil Wears Nada"
Lenny: I'm gonna miss ted, he was a good supervisor
Carl: Definitely hands off. He didn't mind if we punched out late
Homer: And he didn't mind that we made a few changes to the soda machine...mmm... beer
• Rating: Unrated
Season 19, Episode 19: "Mona Leaves-a"
Carl: Yeah, you should always make peace with your loved ones.
Lenny: I think I'll give my ma a call right now. (dials cell phone) Hey Mom, I just wanted you to know that you mean... Yeah, he's here... (looks disappointed, gives phone to Carl)
Carl: Hey, Mrs. L! Those butter cookies you sent, were tasty. And the almond ones, oh! (pause) Aw, I wish I was your son, too. All right, I'm gonna pass you back... Okay, okay, I'll tell him. (closes cell phone) Uh, Moe. Lenny's mom says, she loves you.
(Lenny makes disgusted noise)
• Rating: Unrated
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