Leon Vance Quotes
Season 8, Episode 8: "Enemies Foreign"
(Ziva is driving and turns aggressively)
Vance: Most fathers teach their daughters how to drive. I have you to blame for this?
Eli: This she learned from her mother.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Vance: You really screwed me here.
Eli: You think I wanted the assassins to follow me?
Vance: I think you told them where to find you.
Eli: He is a splinter in my toe, Leon. He has been for years. If I do not extract him now, it could become infected.
Vance: That's nasty, Eli.
Eli: Yet, illustrative.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 4: "Royals & Loyals"
Vance: Agent David, have you ever been to Zurich?
Ziva: Several times.
Vance: Good. Today you're Switzerland. Between England and the U.S.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 4: "Good Cop, Bad Cop"
Vance (on the phone): I'm not happy about it either, Eli. Gibbs is an awful son-of-a-bitch - you might think he's a thorn in your side, but he's a pain in my ass!
Eli David: He is a thief for stealing my daughter!
Vance: I know you're upset, I know she's your daughter. I will continue to deal with it. You have to believe - I am your ally, here.
Eli David: Show me!
Vance: I will deal with Gibbs. But she has chosen to deal with Gibbs, too.
Eli David: This is not the last conversation we will have on this subject!
Vance: Shalom, Eli.
• Rating: Unrated
Vance: Bad cop?
Gibbs: You've been playing good cop all this time?
• Rating: Unrated
Gibbs: You're superstitious?
Vance: I'm a little stitious.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Are we missing your favorite quote from "?" Submit it here and get points for adding quotes!
Total Quotes: 6
