Leonard Hofstadter Quotes (Page 23)
Season 2, Episode 22: "The Classified Materials Turbulence"
Sheldon: You have to check your messages, Leonard! Leaving a message is one-half of a social contract, which is completed by the checking of the message. If that contract breaks down, then all social contracts break down and we descend into anarchy.
Leonard: It must be hell inside your head.
Sheldon: At times.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Raj: Interesting. Penny's current suitor asking advice from Penny's former suitor.
Leonard: Thanks for close-captioning my pain, Raj.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 21: "The Vegas Renormalization"
Leonard: Hey, how's it going?
Wolowitz: Cut the crap, you set this up, didn't you?
Leonard: Yes..
Wolowitz: She's a hooker, isn't she?
Raj: A prostitute, yes
Wolowitz: You already gave her the money?
Leonard: Yes
Wolowitz: ... Thank you
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Raj: We should have a plan in case one of us gets lucky
Leonard: Umm... okay...if I get lucky, I'll take her to my stately manner outside Gotham City. If you get lucky, I'll sleep on the moon
Leonard: Sounds like a plan
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Leonard: What were you doing at Penny's?
Sheldon: Well, we had dinner, played some games, and then I spent the night. Oh, and you'll be happy to know that I now have a much better understanding of "friends with benefits"
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 20: "The Hofstadter Isotope"
Wolowitz: First we let the lawyers and the jock thin the heard, then we go after the weak, the old and the lame
Leonard: That's your system?
Wolowitz: Yeah and if you spot a girl with a seeing eye dog, she's mine
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Wolowitz: Okay! Let me just go inside and slip off my underwear.
Leonard: Why?
Wolowitz: Well if I get lucky, I certainly don't want to be caught in my Aquaman briefs.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Leonard: I just don't get what she sees in Stuart, we're practically the same guy
Sheldon: ...Stuart is taller, artistic, self employed, and most importantly, gets 45% off comic books
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Penny [at comic book store]: Everyone's staring at me!
Leonard: Don't worry, they're more scared of you than you are of them
Penny: Unlikely
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Leonard: But we all agreed the third Thursday of every month will be "Anything Can Happen Thursday"
Sheldon: Apparently the news didn't reach my digestive system, which when startled has it's own version of "Anything Can Happen Thursday"
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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