NCIS
Mondays 8:00 PM on CBSFavorite Leroy Jethro Gibbs Quotes
Detective Campbell: I invited NCIS here as a courtesy.
Gibbs: How about as a courtesy, I don't kick your ass!
Abby: Gibbs, I can't have a conversation by myself!
Gibbs: It's never stopped you before.
Anthony DiNozzo Senior: I was hoping you would have some words of wisdom?
Gibbs: ...Nope!
Next time you leave the country on assignment, Bishop? Tell your brothers!
Fornell: What on earth are you doing?!
Emily: Me? What are *you* doing, Dad?
Fornell: I *was* sleeping!
Emily: I noticed. Still on Uncle Gibbs's couch for some reason.
Fornell: You nearly scared me to death. And "Uncle Gibbs" is probably upstairs loading his bazooka as we speak!
Gibbs [calmly eating cereal]: Nope. I'm good.
Fornell: Hey, Gibbs! You gotta come over here and push down on my pelvis!
Gibbs: I'm gonna pass on that.
Bishop, I’ve been listening to you for the last ten minutes, and I *still* don’t know what you’re saying.
Quinn: Do you believe in miracles?
Gibbs: No.
Quinn: Do you believe in Abby?
Gibbs: With all my heart!
We all gonna fit on the ledge and hold hands? You wanna help Palmer, do your jobs!
Keep your friends close. And the crazies even closer!
Bishop: Gibbs, where are you going?
Gibbs: Overboard!
DiNozzo Senior: It’s about Judith. Your ex-lover.
Gibbs [chokes]: My what?!
