Never screw over your partner. (Season 4, Episode 14, Gibbs)

Rule #1

• Permalink: Never screw over your partner.
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Never be unreachable. (Season 3, Episode 13, Gibbs)

Rule #3

• Permalink: Never be unreachable.
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The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person, if you must. There is no third best. (Season 4, Episode 11)

Rule #4

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You don't waste good. (Season 8, Episode 22)

Rule #5

• Permalink: You don't waste good.
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Never apologize. (Season 7, Episode 12, but referenced previous times without a number attached)

Rule #6

• Permalink: Never apologize.
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Always be specific when you lie. (Season 1, Episode 23)

Rule #7

• Permalink: Always be specific when you lie.
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Never take anything for granted. (Season 3, Episode 10)

Rule #8

• Permalink: Never take anything for granted.
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Never assume. (Season 9, Episode 21)

Rule #8

• Permalink: Never assume.
• Rating: Unrated

Never go anywhere without a knife. (Season 1, Episode 13)

Rule #9

• Permalink: Never go anywhere without a knife.
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Never get personally involved on a case. (Season 7, Episode 21)

Rule #10

• Permalink: Never get personally involved on a case.
• Rating: Unrated

When the job is done, walk away. (Season 6, Episode 24)

Rule #11

• Permalink: When the job is done, walk away.
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Never date a coworker. (Season 1, Episode 15, and referenced on other occasions)

Rule #12

• Permalink: Never date a coworker.
• Rating: Unrated