NCIS

Leroy Jethro Gibbs Quotes (Page 5)

(McCallister unscrews the top of his cane)
McCallister: Damnit! I brought the wrong cane. Other cane's got the flask.
Gibbs: Hey, Riley. Where'd they dig you up? (gestures to the coffee) Keep you sharper.
McCallister: (scoffs) Please. The coffee here is weaker than a Frenchman's handshake.
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Fred: Uh, Special Agent Gibbs?
Gibbs: What, Fred?
Fred: I have a problem. Uh, Anthony DiNozzo, Sr. is not only staying in a $1,500-a-night suite, he's also running up a huge tab. Spa treatment, manicure, room service, French champagne, and I just got a call, he's ordered a limousine for tonight.
Gibbs: Guess you haven't got the bill for the flowers yet?
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Admiral Chase: Does Agent David carry a weapon?
Gibbs: She is a weapon.
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Abby: Gibbs! Trying to give me heart palpitations?
Gibbs: No. What've you got, Abbs?
Abby: Heart palpitations.
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Gibbs: Dad, I can stop this. I need your help.
Gibbs Sr.: Whatever it takes.
Gibbs: Okay, let's go fishing.
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Mike: Do what you have to do for family.
Gibbs: What rule is that?
Mike: The unspoken one.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Borin: You can call me Abby.
Gibbs: No, that's not going to happen.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tobias: This is a big deal, you letting me drive your car.
Gibbs: Whatever, you already slept with my wife.
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Gibbs: Get Tony and Ziva out of bed.
McGee: What? Oh, you want me to get them out of bed. Because it's the middle of the night. Their individual beds.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gibbs: You only take on cases which cross my path.
Hart: Don't flatter yourself.
Gibbs: You're standing in my house!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

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