Leslie Knope Quotes (Page 29)
Season 2, Episode 18: "The Possum"
Leslie: Ma'am, the next we speak, we shall be dancing on the grave of a possum.
Evelyn: Great.
• Rating: Unrated
Evelyn: Let's be honest. Animal control is not the most effective branch of our government.
Leslie: They're a bunch of burned-out morons.
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Leslie: Fairway Frank is this awful possum who lives near the sixth hole of the public golf course. And he's actually number three on the Parks Department's most wanted pest list, right behind the bats who like to poop on the bell tower and Poopy, the raccoon who poops all over the high school cafeteria.
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Leslie: Oh, hello! I've always dreamed of you.
Evelyn: Excuse me?
Leslie: Meeting you.
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Leslie: Possum, there was a possum. We captured a possum and we brought it into your house and it got out and it might have laid eggs in your bed.
Ann: What?
Leslie: And it went into your laundry and your kitchen and it touched all your bras. And I'm so sorry, it's our fault we captured it and it got out and it ran around and it was a possum, OK? April, run, April. Sorry, Ann. I love you!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Andy: We're acting under direct orders from Mayor Gunderson's dog.
Leslie: Office.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 17: "Woman of the Year"
Leslie: The IOW is a bunch of sexist jerks who need to get back in the kitchen where they belong and leave the real feminist work to actual feminists like Ron Swanson. Oh my god what is happening?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ron: Come on Leslie, you know I'm not sexist. I love powerful women.
Leslie: You do attend a shocking number of WNBA games.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Leslie: Winning is every girl's dream. But it's my destiny. And my dream.
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Leslie: Every child has the right to play, no matter how boring the sport.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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