Leslie Knope Quotes
I’m getting the epiphany sweats!
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It was a pizza stuffed with little pizzas. And the crusts of those little pizzas were stuffed with chocolate.
The bride wore a gown made by her friend Ann Perkins and the groom wore a butt so perfect it could make an angel hang himself.
Holy mother of Malia! And Sasha! I love them both equally.
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Ain’t no party like a Leslie Knope party cause a Leslie Knope party is 30 parties.
That promise launched a friendship so grand it takes 103 scrapbooks to capture it.
You can’t escape City Hall, fool!
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The reason is, it’s vegetable porn! Porn on the cob! I’m sorry, I’m very good at vegetable puns.
Jamm: You’re the Superman to my Lex Luther.
Leslie: You want to be Lex Luther?
Jamm: Uh, yeah! Lex Luther is rich.
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I have gone head to head with Jamm 112 times. He has won 56 times and I have won 56 times.
Fluoride is boring! Welcome to TDazzle! It’s an aquatic-based social media oral experience.
Why did it take me so long to realize this? There are no consequences to my actions anymore! No matter what I do nothing bad can happen to me. I am like a white male U.S. senator.
And what exactly does Gryzzl do? It’s a cloud for your cloud. I have no idea.Ben
Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!April