Liane Quotes
Season 5, Episode 13: "Kenny Dies"
Liane: Sweetie, your friends are downstairs. They need to see you.
Cartman: Not now Mom, I've only unloaded three feti. I've gotta sell the rest before they spoil.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 15: "Fat Camp"
Cartman: Mom, tell them. Tell them I'm not fat, I'm just big boned. Tell them all the stories about how everyone in your family was big as a child but then grew into their bodies.
Liane: Oh sweetie, those were all lies. You're just fat.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 10: "Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery"
Liane: Eric's not fat. He's just big boned.
Kyle: Well he must have a huge bone up his ass, then!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 7: "Cat Orgy"
Liane: The babysitter's here, come on downstairs.
Cartman: But, Mo-om, I'm playing Wild, Wild We-est!
Liane: I have to leave soon, Eric.
Cartman: But Ma-a-am! Me and Artemus Clyde Frog still have to do our love scene with Selma Hyea-a-ak!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 2: "Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut"
Liane: Well, I think you should keep your laws off of my body!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 13: "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut"
Chief Running Water: (Narrating the flashback) I knew she wanted me because she kept saying romantic things.
Young Liane: Oh, Chief. I want your hot man chowder.
Young Chief: Whoa! Hello!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 1: "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe"
Kitty: Meow.
Cartman: No kitty, this is my pot-pie.
Kitty: Meow.
Cartman: No KITTY, THIS IS MY POT-PIE! MOM! Kitty's being a dildo!
Liane Cartman: Well then, I know a certain kitty-kitty whose sleeping with mommy tonight.
Cartman: What?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 7
