How I Met Your Mother

Lily Aldrin Quotes (Page 4)

Lily: Whoa baby you're packing snow balls and you breathe smells like a mermaid's fart.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Marshall: I can't do this. I can't stop thinking about you and Robin.
Lily: Oh I've had that a few times. just lean into it and let it fuel things.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Lily: They bonded over hockey, I guess he has a small penis, they want to double date next weekend.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lily: Where's the poop Robin?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Lily: I could totally let you down. Has that thought not occurred to you?
Marshall: Not even for one second. Not having a baby would suck, but the idea of you letting me down, that's impossible. That would be like aliens landing. That's a bad example.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: If I had my dad's number, I'd never not be on the phone with him.
Lily: Wow, that was really...
Barney: Whoa a hottie with a body! Boing!
Lily: Brief.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: Why don't you have a baby with your dad?
Marshall: OK Lilly, why don't you have a baby with your butt?
Lily: What?
Marshall: I can't think straight! Why did you have to wear that shirt?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: I have read eleven books on conception. I have cut out alcohol, caffeine and sugar. I take my temperature every hour, but good for you for not playing with yourself.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lily: Whoa, wait. A big package just arrived.
Marshall: Yeah it did!
Lily: No it's a real package, from your dad.
Marshall: Well that's a little weird, but yeah it is!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: I know what's bothering you. The cabbie just didn't look enough like Barney.
Marshall: Well that's just not true.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

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