Lily Aldrin Quotes
Lily: What are you bitches doing here?
Marshall: Lily!
Lily: Oh he's napping.
Lily: Marahall this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.
Marshall: I didn't put the bread in there, you didn't put the bread in there!
Robin: That was not cool Ted.
Lily: Contraction!
Robin: That wasn't cool Ted?
Please help me off the couch so I can storm out!
Monogamy, oh my!
Lily: I'm pregnant with baby number five.
Ted: But baby number four isn't out yet!
Marshall: I'm just that good!
Don't say that whore's name in front of our baby!
Lily: I was once with a dude who couldn't even fantasize about a three-way. He was all, ooh she's your best friend!
Robin: What now?
Lily: You'll be playing with two charter members of the East Meadow Alley Cats.
Marshall: We're a hot dog eating team with a bowling problem.
Lily: For Ted's sake I hate to say this but, pay up.
Marshall: Not yet.
Marshall: I gotta say that making money off this bet just makes me feel...
Lily: More alive than you've felt in years?
Marshall: Yes!
Lily: New hobby!
Marshall: We need a checks box, some glitter and some glue!
Lily: It's your turn, I was on point for six straight hours yesterday!
Marshall: Two of those hours were a nap and you know it!
Lily: Let's go to the board!
