Lisa Simpson Quotes
Season 23, Episode 11: "The D'oh-cial Network"
Lisa: I have a thousand friends! And only eight of them are Milhouse!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 23, Episode 10: "Politically Inept, With Homer Simpson"
Homer: Do you really need all these Kurt Vonnegut novels?
Lisa: "They self-reference each other!"
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 23, Episode 9: "Holidays of Future Passed"
Lisa: Sometimes i wish strangling your kid was still legal.
Marge: Not since they passed Homer's Law.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Lisa: You can always go back to Michigan. They're still under Sharia law.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 23, Episode 6: "The Book Job"
Lisa: I got the idea from every movie ever made.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lisa: Everybody knows you got the idea for the series after an explosion at a crumpet factory knocked you off a double-decker bus. How could that be made-up?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 23, Episode 5: "The Food Wife"
Lisa: They're using pancakes as spoons.
Marge: Ooh let's see what else they do wrong.
• Rating: 2.3 / 5.0
Season 23, Episode 3: "Treehouse of Horror XXII"
Lisa: Now prepare to take an incredible journey across the room.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 22, Episode 20: "Homer Scissorhands"
Lisa: You're gonna regret the day you were born.
Bart: I already do, it's too close to Christmas.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 19: "The Real Housewives of Fat Tony"
Lisa: Aunt Selma is treating a mob boss like an ordinary tax payer!
• Rating: Unrated
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