Lisa Simpson Quotes
Season 24, Episode 16: "Dark Night Court"
Lisa: Bart must not be judged by these kids. But by a jury...of kids, mostly these kids...there's only so many kids.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 24, Episode 15: "Black Eyed, Please"
Lisa: Why does someone become a bully?
Jimbo: Neglect.
Dolph: Abuse.
Kearney: I'm a Cubs fan.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 24, Episode 12: "Love Is a Many Splintered Thing"
Milhouse: I can't wait to use your moves on Lisa.
Lisa: Eww. On every level, eww.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 24, Episode 11: "Changing of the Guardian"
Bart: All you need to know is that I'm a politeness monster who eats "pleases" and farts "thank yous", ma'am.
Lisa: I'm exactly the kind of kid he's pretending to be.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 24, Episode 10: "A Test Before Trying"
Lisa: All my extra credit points are like frequentflier miles on a bankrupt airline.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 24, Episode 8: "To Cur With Love"
Lisa: I love that dog...but that is one long, stupid name.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 24, Episode 7: "The Day the Earth Stood Cool"
T-Rex: T.V.? We don't own a t.v.
Lisa: I didn't know that was an option.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 24, Episode 6: "A Tree Grows in Springfield"
Lisa: Willie, I love your chaps.
Willie: Me pants are ripped out.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 24, Episode 5: "Penny-Wiseguys"
Lisa: But I promised Paul McCartney I wouldn't eat meat.
Lunchlady Doris: And I promised Paul McCartney I wouldn't sleep with John.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 24, Episode 3: "Adventures in Baby Getting"
Lisa: I hope you're happy. You all just wasted your time working your way into an after school class.
Bart, Milhouse, Nelson, and Ralph: Aahhh!
• Rating: Unrated
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