Lisa Simpson Quotes
Lisa: I'm not sure how many more times we can watch dad chased down by an angry crowd before it affects us psychologically.
Dr. Schulman: As a family therapist, I can assure you that you have all the coping skills you need.
Marge: Why is Lisa talking to an empty seat?
Lisa: See you next Tuesday Dr. Schulman! Oh right, you're in Maui.
Bart: Aw jeez, I thought writing another hit song would be easier.
Lisa: Well it would have helped if you hadn't crumpled up all the paper before we wrote anything on it.
For a man who likes electric cars, he sure burns a lot of rocket fuel.
Homer: Look at all these knobs and buttons. They're clearly a superior race. Maybe that means they'll be nice to us.
Lisa: You mean like Europeans were to the Native Americans or the Belgians were to The Congo?
Homer: That's right, pick the only two times in history where things got messy.
They revamped this ride because of massive complaints from two people.
Lisa: Mom, where's dad?
Marge: I don't know.
Bart: Aw it's Christmas Eve man, we do not want to set a precedent for fat guys being late tonight!
Homer: What I feel is envy.
Lisa: Wow! He's right.
Oh no, King Toots is closed. Dad, you're going to have to take me to the big Fox music store.
Wow its working! I guess the instructions were in EnglishFry
Attention goblins, Madison Cube Garden is filled with Butterfinger bars and people are laying fingers all over them
It's true, it would be a cold day in Hell when I was popular.
Mom, it's trash talk. You know how guys say mean things to their friends the way women say nice things to their enemies?