For a man who likes electric cars, he sure burns a lot of rocket fuel.

Homer: Look at all these knobs and buttons. They're clearly a superior race. Maybe that means they'll be nice to us.
Lisa: You mean like Europeans were to the Native Americans or the Belgians were to The Congo?
Homer: That's right, pick the only two times in history where things got messy.

They revamped this ride because of massive complaints from two people.

Lisa: Mom, where's dad?
Marge: I don't know.
Bart: Aw it's Christmas Eve man, we do not want to set a precedent for fat guys being late tonight!

Homer: What I feel is envy.
Lisa: Wow! He's right.

Oh no, King Toots is closed. Dad, you're going to have to take me to the big Fox music store.

Wow its working! I guess the instructions were in English

Fry

Attention goblins, Madison Cube Garden is filled with Butterfinger bars and people are laying fingers all over them

It's true, it would be a cold day in Hell when I was popular.

Mom, it's trash talk. You know how guys say mean things to their friends the way women say nice things to their enemies?

She's under a lot of stress, her husband's at sea.

He's just Ralph with a dream, the dream of not ralphing.

The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to.

Grampa