Lucille Quotes (Page 7)
Season 2, Episode 3: "¡Amigos!"
Michael: We have a private eye, huh?
Lucille: Oh, I hired him a hundred years ago to find out if your father was cheating on me. He never did find anything.
Michael: Well, he can't be very good then.
• Rating: Unrated
Lucille: (presenting Buster with a gift) A camcorder. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns.
Buster: I ought to point to Uncle Oscar's Charlie Browns next time you're on top of him, Mother.
Lucille: You see how he treats me just because he thinks I'm having an affair with the boy's uncle?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 2: "The One Where They Build a House"
Michael: (to Gob) Get rid of the Seaward.
Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lucille: It's not fair to Buster. He's a nervous wreck right now. He's going into the Army, for God's sake.
Michael: You volunteered him.
Lucille: I knew you were going to throw that in my face.
• Rating: Unrated
Buster: They're taking me in the army. They didn't think there was enough wrong with me.
Lucille: Well, did they check everything?
Buster: Yes! They even touched my Charlie Browns.
• Rating: Unrated
Lucille: (regarding Oscar) You're building a house. I want you to give it to him.
Michael: It's not a real house.
Lucille: Perfect, he's not a real man.
• Rating: Unrated
Lucille: I want you out of the house.
Oscar: Oh, I want you everywhere.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 1: "The One Where Michael Leaves"
Lucille: Yes, I have a rape horn, Michael. Because you took away my mace.
Buster: Like anyone would want to "R" her.
• Rating: Unrated
Lucille: This is what I'm talking about, Michael. Now that your father has deserted us, Buster has become impossible to control. Suddenly, he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair.
• Rating: Unrated
Michael: How is he, doctor?
Doctor: It, uh, it looks like he's dead.
Lucille: Oh, my God!
Gob: Oh, little guy ... the tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming.
• Rating: Unrated
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