Archer
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXFavorite Malory Quotes
Malory: This is why I can't have nice things
Archer: Why, because you shoot them?
Malory: I need some more ice. Oh, and a small bowl, a mirror, a needle and thread, and a straight razor.
Lana: You're not emasculating Krieger!
Archer: You've been lying to me my entire life. Just for once I want you to tell me the truth.
Malory: Well, people in hell want ice water.
Archer: Woah woah woah, I thought nobody else was supposed to know about this.
Malory: He won't remember.
Krieger: Yeah, no... I'm... I am shitfaced.
Malory: We need a diversity hire.
Archer: I vote Asian chick!
Archer: You have a potato?
Malory: What is this? Christmas?
Ray: To reiterate, I am paralyzed!
Cyril: Well, join a support group.
Malory: For who? Crippled gay hillbilly spies? There's a niche.
What! Who's there!? What do you want!? Because all your gonna get is holes...Uh.. I mean... holes in you... not my holes...
So you just listen to me, Mr Man. Get me some video footage of hot man on man action by tonight, or don't bother coming home!
Malory: Well, you're in charge here. I'm off to get a seaweed wrap.
Ray: I didn't know they made sushi with dried clams.
Archer: You know, when I was little I used to pretend you weren't my mother.
Malory: Me too.
It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.
Archer
