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I always thought of women as the more evolved sex, but after today...I've seen things Jay.

Luke: My mom hates messes.
Manny: I'm familiar with Claire.

She's like a dream, wrapped in a wish, poured into jeggings.

Cam, our shared bathroom is not the place to work out whatever's going on here!

I understood " crazy old witch" "go kill yourself" then "I love you."

I love gambling, it's so easy!!

Claire: Oh thank God, here comes Phil and the butterball.
Manny: Hey, I have a name!!

Forbidden dance floor, only makes me want it more.

Stop marching, you're dancing not invading Poland.

Manny: I guess I'm too proud to ask for help.
Jay: Are you kidding? She still cuts your steak.

Jay: He wants more wow. What does that even mean?
Manny: It's the Bieberization of America.

Manny: I wanna be home-schooled.
Gloria: Really Manny? You want me to learn you English?

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Modern Family Quotes

I'm sort of like Costco. I'm big, I'm not fancy and I dare you to not like me.

Cameron

Phil: I'm just excited. After today you're going to be a councilwoman and I'm going to be a first husband.
Claire: If you don't stop filming, you're going to be MY first husband.

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