Mandy [singing]: Hush, little homo don't you cry. Mandy's gonna steal you a prada tie.
Marc: Nice, but don't touch the hair, it's just how i like it.

She actually thinks Emporio Armani and Georgio Armani are brothers! Ha!

I'm sorry, but that psychedelic misfit toy is living my dream!

Marc: I brought you a present... whole wheat
Wilhelmina: Too late, yesterday was carb day

Marc: Do you serve food here?
waitress: Sure thing honey.
[shows him the menu on her shirts and sticks her boobs in his face...]
Marc: Anything non dairy?

You must have had some weekend! A straight man bought you shoes. Nice ones.. I peaked.. and maybe tried them on

Betty: I learned something about family tonight. They're not always the ones that love you the most. Sometimes it's the family that you make for yourself
Marc: Getting a little too Lifetime Original for me, but I get it, she doesn't want to be a part of my life then it's her loss because I'm frigging fabulous
Betty: Yes you are
Marc: Just you so know, you'll always be my little chimichanga. This doesn't mean I like you

Fat Carol hates her job. Why would she eat so many grilled cheeses if she didn't?

[about Justin's Ralph Lauren jacket..]
Marc: Do the kids at school like it?
Justin: No, they don't get me
Marc: Word of advice.. be yourself... wear what you want... just learn to run real fast

Betty: I have something that might interest you
Marc: If it's not Taye Diggs in baby oil, I doubt it

Marc: Complimentary mimosas!
Betty: Really?
Marc: No, but if you get the filing right, I won't beat you with a bag of oranges.

Wilhelmina: fly my pretty, fly
Marc: and you thought yummy was too gay?

Ugly Betty Quotes

You know exactly what [Whilemnia] is up to. Firing, scheming, looking for a puppy to kick.

Betty

Betty: Does every spread have to be women in skimpy bras?
Daniel: You're right, I haven't thought of that. Let's lose those bras please.