Favorite Marc St. James Quotes
Wilhelmina: I don't like it when she smiles, it's so metallic. What did she want?
Marc: It looks like she's trying to earn a few extra pesos for something
Marc: What year were you born?
Amanda: 1991.
Marc: You're 16?
Amanda: 1992.
Marc: Other way.
Wilhelmina: Yes, Marc will escort him in
Marc: Aww i wanted to watch him mosey.
Amanda: Ground rules: Stop with the chatty, don't stand so close to me, and no one eats the grilled cheese
Betty: She's eating one
Marc: Of course fat carol is eating one, what did you expect?
Marc: Have you seen [Betty] yet?
Wilhelmina: Yes I did and it looks as if queens threw up
Wilhelmina: We're not out of touch with real people
Marc: I have an uncle that lives all the way in new jersey!
Marc: Wilhelmina is in the hospital. It's alright, she's only there because last night because her surrogate, Christina, fell down the stairs and is unconscious
Betty: What!?
Marc: Don't worry, Wilhelmina and her baby are fine
Betty: What about Christina?
Marc: I'm sure she's... you know I didn't ask.
Wilhelmina: What is that?
Marc: Salad, you have to eat
Wilhelmina: Who's side are you on anyway?
I think I just found my new screen saver!
Marc
Marc: I thought breast cancer was pink...
Wilhelmina: It is, but Alzheimer's goes better with the outfit
Betty: Wilhelmina totally smiled at me.
Marc: She wasn't smiling, she was showing her teeth.
Marc: I got your salad with arugula, no dressing but I did get a few extra lemon slices because well you earned them
Wilhelmina: Is that frise?
Marc: no, no
[quickly eats the frise out]
Marc: I ripped your lettuce into bite sized pieces and decobbed your baby corn
