Marc: Complimentary mimosas!
Betty: Really?
Marc: No, but if you get the filing right, I won't beat you with a bag of oranges.

Betty: Hey Marc
Marc: Marc isn't in right now, but if you leave your name and number he'll never speak to you again you odious sea cow, Betty

Inhale Ricky Martin, exhale Colin Farrell

[about Justin's Ralph Lauren jacket..]
Marc: Do the kids at school like it?
Justin: No, they don't get me
Marc: Word of advice.. be yourself... wear what you want... just learn to run real fast

Betty: I learned something about family tonight. They're not always the ones that love you the most. Sometimes it's the family that you make for yourself
Marc: Getting a little too Lifetime Original for me, but I get it, she doesn't want to be a part of my life then it's her loss because I'm frigging fabulous
Betty: Yes you are
Marc: Just you so know, you'll always be my little chimichanga. This doesn't mean I like you

Betty: I have something that might interest you
Marc: If it's not Taye Diggs in baby oil, I doubt it

You must have had some weekend! A straight man bought you shoes. Nice ones.. I peaked.. and maybe tried them on

Marc: I brought you a present... whole wheat
Wilhelmina: Too late, yesterday was carb day

Oh what do you know; you are recently hatched from the gay egg.

Isn't it obvious - your stumble into good taste has killed her!

can you believe that new assistant? This is Mode, not dog fancy

Marc: You know paper burns at 451 degrees
Wilhelmina: Good you can become a science teacher after I fire you

Ugly Betty Quotes

You know exactly what [Whilemnia] is up to. Firing, scheming, looking for a puppy to kick.

Betty

Betty: Does every spread have to be women in skimpy bras?
Daniel: You're right, I haven't thought of that. Let's lose those bras please.