Marc St. James Quotes (Page 13)
Season 1, Episode 22: "A Tree Grows in Guadalajara"
Marc [about Tavares]: Open your eyes people. He's as straight as the crease on an old man's jeans
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Amanda: He's not gay!
Marc: OMG. He's pretending to be gay? Well that's a new twist on an old standard.
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Marc: You're in love with a gay man. It's like you and me all over again.
Amanda: I was never in love with you.
Marc: Oh, are you kidding? When we first met you couldn't keep your eyes off of me.
Amanda: Okay, that was before you got your veneers. You had that dark tooth, I couldn't look away.
Marc: Big Head!
Amanda: Dark Tooth!
Marc: Nicole Bitchie!
Amanda: Nelly Ripa!
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Marc: He's mean gay
Amanda: So what? You're a mean gay too
Marc: Yes, but not to you
Amanda: Um yesterday you told me my head was too big for my neck
Marc: That's was constructive criticism..
Amanda: What am I supposed to do about it
Marc: As a friend, my job is only to point things out
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Marc: But just so you know, I'll be bringing my own hag.
[Marc sees Christina]
Marc: or should I say haggis. Polish off your best kilt, C, we're going to a party!
Christina: Oh, sod off.
Marc: We're still finding our rhythm.
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Marc: Of course, Tavares. Clearly you replaced me with that African queen, I'm yestergay's news
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Wilhelmina: You really can't see those lines, can you?
Marc: Nope. You're as dead on the outside as you are on the inside.
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Season 1, Episode 21: "Secretaries' Day"
Amanda: Sure, today I'm the eye candy, but tomorrow I'll be old candy. Old, hard, wrinkly candy covered in lint.
Marc: Are you having a stroke?
Amanda: Maybe, I'm old enough!
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Wilhelmina: You think the hat is too much for prison?
Marc: It looked okay when you wore it to visit martha
Wilhelmina: I was trying to detract from that god awful sweater she knitted me
Marc [about Claire]: Why are you going to visit that gangly old booze hound anyway?
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Marc: that was hi...wait for it... larious
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