Marc St. James Quotes
You must have had some weekend! A straight man bought you shoes. Nice ones.. I peaked.. and maybe tried them on
Marc: Do you serve food here?
waitress: Sure thing honey.
[shows him the menu on her shirts and sticks her boobs in his face...]
Marc: Anything non dairy?
Wilhelmina: We're not out of touch with real people
Marc: I have an uncle that lives all the way in new jersey!
Wilhelmina: Yes, Marc will escort him in
Marc: Aww i wanted to watch him mosey.
Wilhelmina: I don't like it when she smiles, it's so metallic. What did she want?
Marc: It looks like she's trying to earn a few extra pesos for something
Betty: I have something that might interest you
Marc: If it's not Taye Diggs in baby oil, I doubt it
Wilhelmina: What is that?
Marc: Salad, you have to eat
Wilhelmina: Who's side are you on anyway?
Marc: You know paper burns at 451 degrees
Wilhelmina: Good you can become a science teacher after I fire you
[about Justin's Ralph Lauren jacket..]
Marc: Do the kids at school like it?
Justin: No, they don't get me
Marc: Word of advice.. be yourself... wear what you want... just learn to run real fast
Fat Carol hates her job. Why would she eat so many grilled cheeses if she didn't?
Marc: I got your salad with arugula, no dressing but I did get a few extra lemon slices because well you earned them
Wilhelmina: Is that frise?
Marc: no, no
[quickly eats the frise out]
Marc: I ripped your lettuce into bite sized pieces and decobbed your baby corn
Betty: I don't like lying
Marc: Neither do I... okay that was a lie
