Marc St. James Quotes (Page 15)
Season 1, Episode 18: "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"
Betty: My second day here, you tricked me into eating glue by telling me it was white chocolate.
[Marc laughs]
Betty: No! I could have died!
Marc: Oh, I only let you eat two pieces. Come on!
• Rating: Unrated
Marc: It's just that I've been telling her you're my girlfriend for three years now, and she's starting to pressure me to buy the cow.
Amanda: So you're saying we're over, and I'm fat?! I'm the best pretend girlfriend you'll ever have!
• Rating: Unrated
Betty: I learned something about family tonight. They're not always the ones that love you the most. Sometimes it's the family that you make for yourself
Marc: Getting a little too Lifetime Original for me, but I get it, she doesn't want to be a part of my life then it's her loss because I'm frigging fabulous
Betty: Yes you are
Marc: Just you so know, you'll always be my little chimichanga. This doesn't mean I like you
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marc: You didn't like her?
Jean: Marc, honey, with that hair and that face, what were my grandchildren gonna look like?
• Rating: Unrated
Marc: My family is not your family, so let's turn that mustache upside down and go downstairs and finish dinner and then we'll be out of here
• Rating: Unrated
Jean: Do you ever talk to your old roommate chuck?
Marc: we weren't that close, we were just poker buddies
Hilda: I'm guessing a lot of hold 'em
• Rating: Unrated
Marc [to Wilhelmina]: You are evil, I'm so going as you for Halloween
• Rating: Unrated
Marc: This is our new office? It has florescent lightning. I will not be looked at under this merciless glare
• Rating: Unrated
Marc: We'll always have that fake pregnancy scare
Amanda: That was a real scare you idiot, it just wasn't yours!
• Rating: Unrated
Marc: You are officially released from beard dude, consider yourself shaved
• Rating: Unrated
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