Marc: Are you packing heat?
Amanda: Always
Marc: Amanda, I'm not flirting with you. Does anyone here have a gun?
Amanda: Look around. We're a bunch of unstable, hungry back-stabbing bitches. Do you really think anyone would sell us guns? Relax, have a drink

Marc: I brought you a present... whole wheat
Wilhelmina: Too late, yesterday was carb day

Would it be wrong if we threw [Betty] a going away party and didn't invite her?

[after breaking into the donation box...]
Marc: Is it all singles?
Wilhelmina: Poor people are so cheap...

Let's call another cab and see if they'll come to Dante's seventh circle of hell

I can't wait to meet baby Chutney. I hope she spits up on something saw I can sell it on the internet

Prison reality is not living up to my fantasy at all. Where is all the scary, beefy trade?

Wilhelmina: How's my baby?
Marc: I'm fine Willy. Oh Willy... you know how i get when you call me that. Oh, that baby. Gestating nicely I'm told though Christina is getting a little too comfortable at the spa. She requested a few extra days for her and her terminal Scotsman.
Wilhelmina: Make sure she's aware her contract with me specifically prohibits extra curricular womb activities.

Marc: I'm completely lost, just tell me how to feel. Why don't you Wilhelmina: Get your lips off my ass and the DA on phone.

hey come try these on with me... if I keep doing it by myself I'm just a freak

Marc: What's that weird float over there?
Amanda: That's not a float. That's Betty

Amanda: What if [Wilhelmina] has hidden cameras in here
Marc: Trust me, if she had hidden cameras I'd have been fired a long time ago

Ugly Betty Quotes

You know exactly what [Whilemnia] is up to. Firing, scheming, looking for a puppy to kick.

Betty

Betty: Does every spread have to be women in skimpy bras?
Daniel: You're right, I haven't thought of that. Let's lose those bras please.