Marc St. James Quotes (Page 14)
Season 1, Episode 21: "Secretaries' Day"
Amanda: promise you won't say anything to anyone?
Marc: I swear on the abs of Marc Wahlberg
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Marc: I'm not going stag, hag
Amanda: You'll have to buy your own beer, queer
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Amanda: Who answers the phones? Who fans the magazines? Who signs for the packages?
Marc: Tim, Sheila, Betty
Amanda: Well who looks hot for everyone when they come in? These buttons don't just pop open by themselves
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Season 1, Episode 20: "Petra-Gate"
Marc: So little Bradford keeping you up at night?
Wilhelmina: I try to nod off, but when the finish line approaches he starts hounding like a wounding beagle
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Season 1, Episode 19: "Punch Out"
Marc [upon hearing Christina's invitation to a club]: How did C get on the A list?
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Wilhelmina [about Bradford]: He patted my hand!
Marc: Well maybe that's foreplay
Wilhelmina: In a nursing home
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Marc [about Nick Pepper]: He hasn't even been here long enough for us to figure out why we hate him
Amanda: I know why, because he's a suck up and he won't sleep with me
Marc: Me neither
[Marc knocks on wood]
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Marc: Ooh, well fill my bucket with nothing but thighs
Wilhelmina: Relax colonel, we all know you prefer nuggets
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Season 1, Episode 18: "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"
Marc: And how did Lady Buttons of Camelot do?
Jean: Last place. They stripped her of her title. She's just Buttons now
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Marc: You're from the Philippines, right?
Betty: Queens!
Marc: Don't give me that look, they both end in "eens".
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