can you believe that new assistant? This is Mode, not dog fancy

You'd think someone with your skin tone would be a little more sensitive to prejudice.

Marc: Wilhelmina is in the hospital. It's alright, she's only there because last night because her surrogate, Christina, fell down the stairs and is unconscious
Betty: What!?
Marc: Don't worry, Wilhelmina and her baby are fine
Betty: What about Christina?
Marc: I'm sure she's... you know I didn't ask.

Mandy [singing]: Hush, little homo don't you cry. Mandy's gonna steal you a prada tie.
Marc: Nice, but don't touch the hair, it's just how i like it.

Betty: Marc...Look... I'm hoping...
Marc: I would rather eat butter.
Betty: I haven't even asked you to do anything.
Marc: You bossing me around is a crime against nature.
Betty: Marc, you're being ridiculous...
Marc: Sorceress!

Marc: This is my favorite part of the job. Injecting deadly poison into my boss's head.
Mandy: It helps that you have really feminine fingers.
Marc: It's a blessing.

Betty: Wilhelmina totally smiled at me.
Marc: She wasn't smiling, she was showing her teeth.

Marc: Complimentary mimosas!
Betty: Really?
Marc: No, but if you get the filing right, I won't beat you with a bag of oranges.

Uck. Christina must have a doughnut in her pocket

Marc

Ugly Betty Quotes

I keep seeing you and Marc move up in the world and I feel like I am being left behind.

Amanda

My family is not your family, so let's turn that mustache upside down and go downstairs and finish dinner and then we'll be out of here

Marc