I'm guessing the cosmo fountain might have spilled something

She's like Liza at the pride parade..

Wearing two year old shoes, oh even i didn't catch that. Definitely not your son

Betty: Marc, Amanda, this is Justin
Marc: Oh, so that's pregnancy weight

Wilhelmina: Do you know how many curly hair foot sycophants there are waiting to replace you?
Marc: I know you have five of them on speed dial.
Wilhelmina: Don't me call them

We only invited her so people know she exists. She's the real life Snuffleupagus... only harrier.

Amanda: Ground rules: Stop with the chatty, don't stand so close to me, and no one eats the grilled cheese
Betty: She's eating one
Marc: Of course fat carol is eating one, what did you expect?

Marc: Have you seen [Betty] yet?
Wilhelmina: Yes I did and it looks as if queens threw up

I think I just found my new screen saver!

Marc

Marc: I thought breast cancer was pink...
Wilhelmina: It is, but Alzheimer's goes better with the outfit

Wilhelmina: How was Queens?
Marc: Like the lost city of Hoochieville

Marc [about Betty, Catherine, and other two]: It's the bizarro version of Sex and the City
Amanda: Stop it, I'm gagging

Ugly Betty Quotes

You know exactly what [Whilemnia] is up to. Firing, scheming, looking for a puppy to kick.

Betty

Betty: Does every spread have to be women in skimpy bras?
Daniel: You're right, I haven't thought of that. Let's lose those bras please.