How is Betty the editor magazine? That would be like me being the editor of a mechanics magazine or you being the editor of... a magazine.

We are not talking about that! One more mention, and heads will roll. Pretty blonde heads that don't have their original nose!

Oh wow, that doesn't sound like a woman who wants to be taken seriously. That sounds like a girl who wants to go out, get drunk, fall in bed with a man who doesn't love her, come back here tomorrow and answer phones for the next 20 years. Or at least until the hard living catches up to her and Mode wouldn't dare let that grizzle face out from behind a cubicle.

That's a muffin! You can't call a tape dispenser with a muffin!

Betty's waddling around here somewhere. Last I saw she was tossing carbs around the office with wild abandon!

Morning! I come bearing dry cleaning—extra plastic for the landfills. Just like you like it.

Marc: Hey you, Betty's son, come with me to the swag room. I want to get two bags
Justin: Okay

Marc: Amanda, are you trying to sabotage young Ryan?
Amanda: Yes I hate him. Mark, you can't just replace yourself with another gay guy
Ryan: I'm not gay.
Amanda: Yeah, right you're in a long distance relationship with a lovely heavy woman

Don't! My flesh rots where you touch it!

Normally I don't like, or notice old people, but that was interesting

Wilhelmina: Why does god hate me? I'm a good person
Marc: You are, and more importantly, you're pretty

Hey Jodie. This is Marc St James. I was wondering if you wanted to grab a beer and watch straight porn?

Ugly Betty Quotes

You know exactly what [Whilemnia] is up to. Firing, scheming, looking for a puppy to kick.

Betty

Betty: Does every spread have to be women in skimpy bras?
Daniel: You're right, I haven't thought of that. Let's lose those bras please.