Marc: What's black and white and brown all under?
Wilhelmina: Betty!

Wilhelmina: He gave up a romantic evening with me to trade punches with Danny Meade and hang out in a parked car
Marc: If it's any comfort, you and Conner do share a love of fine dining, capitalism, and covert late night surveillance

Amanda: Is it possible he was just licking guacamole off your chin?
Marc: Ohh
Amanda: You are known to have food situations
Betty: Nope, I wasn't even eating
Marc: Not eating? This story is getting more and more preposterous

Why must god test the pretty people so much more than the regular lumpy people?

Wilhelmina: Marc, don't just stand there like a gay flagpole, we want to celebrate. Go get something bubbly and expensive.
Marc: It's what I live for

Marc: This is a defining moment; I'm the first assistant who has ever been invited to a Wilhelmina Slater party
Betty: Well I'm here too
Marc: Not when I tell the story

You're a mean, not so lean contact getting machine. You're the terminator, you're the Bettinator. Go get em.

Marc: You do not want to know what I had to do to get this... okay I'll tell you
Wilhelmina: No, no
Marc: But i had a really good quip!

The thunder from down under keeps asking when you'll be back

Wilhelmina: One of the reasons I hired you as my surrogate is for the fierce arrogance of the Scottish people. Your entire country would be insulted if I held your hand at the doctor's office. You're our Braveheart
Marc: Our brave uterus

Wilhelmina: Why do i even care what he thinks? He's just... a man.. with the most ruthlessly sharp business sense I've ever seen... impeccable fashion sense
Marc: Tantalizingly large hands...

Marc: What do we do now?
Wilhelmina [about Connor and Molly]: Nothing, there is no plan! I'm not gonna beg, if he wants to marry that do gooding gremlin, it's his choice

Ugly Betty Quotes

You know exactly what [Whilemnia] is up to. Firing, scheming, looking for a puppy to kick.

Betty

Betty: Does every spread have to be women in skimpy bras?
Daniel: You're right, I haven't thought of that. Let's lose those bras please.