Ugly Betty

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Marc St. James Quotes (Page 9)

Season 3, Episode 8: "Tornado Girl"

Amanda: These stilettos were not meant for walking
Betty: Fine, I'll go by myself
Amanda: Can you get me some beef jerky?
• Rating: Unrated

Marc: What'd I do?
Amanda: You crashed cliff's car
Marc: Is he ever gonna be able to trust me again?
Amanda: Can't you get it fixed? It's just a car and it's an ugly car too. You did him a favor
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Marc [to Betty]: You're gonna give yourself worry lines, not that anyone could see them under that canopy of bangs
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Marc: You think if you get the news to Daniel you'll come up smelling like a she-ro
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Season 3, Episode 7: "Crush'd"

Cliff: Why is the idea of moving in with me so hard?
Marc: It's just big. It's like deciding to get a kid. How do you know it's the right time or what kind to get? I mean do you go Russian, Chinese, or stay local and go South American? Or what if you go wrong and it clashes with your furniture?
• Rating: Unrated

Marc [to Wilhelmina about Connor]: Fun? Delightful? You didn't have a dinner last... You don't even eat dinner! Oh my god, you like him!
• Rating: Unrated

Season 3, Episode 6: "Ugly Berry"

Amanda: Did she just give us the "busy, busy, lets talk later" blow off? We invented blow off!
Marc: Yes we did, to remind the little people around here that we are king and queen of this particular prom

• Rating: Unrated

Season 3, Episode 5: "Granny Pants"

Marc: What if we accidentally shaved half of Betty's head while she slept. That be something new to mock
Amanda: That's funny but it seems like a lot of work
Marc: Yeah and she might look better
• Rating: Unrated

Marc: I'm on with the PETA people about the coat they're in a an uproar because your wearing dalmatian
Wilhelmina: For god sakes its not real dog, its rare albino leopard
• Rating: Unrated

Season 3, Episode 4: "Betty Suarez Land"