Marco Quotes
Megan: A doctor that does house calls, how quaint
Marco: He gets $5,000 a day
Megan: By quaint I mean holy crap
Now pass the ketchup I need to drown out the taste of my first ever chili dog
Marco: Why don't you write her a Dear John letter while your at it
Charlie: What are you talking about?
Marco: Don't be coy with me Chuckles
Marco: How's my little Jackie Collins doing?
Megan: Huh?
Marco: In my heart your up here writing trashy romance novels, don't take that away from me
You're not gonna start singing songs from Annie are you? Because I bet my bottom dollar that you could.
Megan: How do I look? Should I change? I didn't know what to wear
Marco: Well you can start by wearing a watch, dinner started 5 minutes ago
Megan: They're really sweet with each other
Marco: They have to be, who else is gonna like them?
Megan: I had this whole speech planned...
Marco: I'm sure it was good
Megan: Instead I let her watch porn and called her a slut
Megan: ...she was gonna have sex with Bobby Gardner
Marco: the gardener?
Megan: We didn't have a lawn, much less someone to keep it neat
Megan: Which one do you prefer? And i'd like to remind you, I am a very vulnerable girl who's about to go on her first sex date in two years so mocking would be in very poor taste
Marco: Way to knock the wind out of a girl's sails
Guys like you don't end up with girls like Megan... not now at least... maybe at the end of the movie
Marco [to Will]
Marco: Man at the front door carries a surfboard as an accessory. Has a smile that can light up my Christmas tree through February.
Megan: Charlie!
Marco: Ahh Charles. bachelor number three, a fine specimen
Megan: I'm not dating him
Marco: I hate you
