Shoshanna: I just don't understand why nobody tells you how bad its gonna be in the real world.
Marnie: Yeah they do. It's pretty much all they tell you.

I walked into the bathroom the other day and he was sitting there and taking a shit and drinking milk at the same time.

Sometimes being really good all the time feels really bad. But I'm on a journey. It's my journey and I'm okay.

Elijah: What the fuck are you wearing?
Marnie: My uniform.
Elijah: You look like a slutty Von Trapp child.

Enjoy going through life as yourself.

Marnie: I want you. I know I'm a mess, but I want you. I want to see you every morning. I want to make you a snack every night. And I eventually want to have your little brown babies and eventually I want to watch you die.
Charlie: That's all I wanted to hear.
Marnie: Is it?
Charlie: I love you. Maybe I'm an idiot for it. But I always have. Everything good that I try and do I do because of you and I try and get away but I just keep coming back. And that's because I love you.

Marnie: What in God's name is this party for?
Shoshanna: I don't know but she told me if I didn't come, she'd gut me like a fish.

Guys we're so disconnected. I thought this would just be a nice opportunity for us to have fun together and prove to everyone via Instagram that we could still have fun as a group.

I like her; she doesn't indulge the negativity.

That isn't fun for me, being the uptight girl. I hate it.

All I ever wanted for you was to find satisfaction outside of our relationship.

Hannah: You don't have a plan.
Marnie: I think maybe that's a good thing for me.

Girls Quotes

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.