Favorite Marnie Michaels Quotes
Adam's friend: Wow you've got a lot of darkness in you.
Marnie: A lot of that is stuff I wrote on Ambien.
You're saying I'm sweet, I'm saying you're sweet, it's sweet.
If you're here to tell me what a bad person I am, I don't wanna hear it. Seriously I know. And no I have not told Shoshanna yet but I will and I fucking know I have to do it. And I know that I need to have more respect for the emotional property of other women and I know that I use sex for validation because it's what I do.
It came from like a deep place of insecurity. I'm not proud, at all.
Nobody's moving to Iowa, ever. But I'm so happy for you.
Marnie: I am not the mistress.
Ray: You are 1000 percent the mistress.
Marnie: Not if I end up with him.
I'm so sorry. Sometimes when Desi and I are woodshedding, we go on a cell phone diet.
Be nice to your parents, okay?
Marnie: OK, well, let's just talk about the aesthetic of the wedding.
Bebe: OK.
Marnie: We're thinking Laurel Canyon classic, so does that mean anything to you?
Bebe: Like a Selena Gomez kind of thing?
Marnie: Nope, lemme try that one more time. Let's do like a Ralph Lauren and Joanie Mitchell. Artistic, but also with a nod to my cultural heritage, which is white Christian woman. My fiance and I -- both musicians.
Bebe: OK, so, Jesus. Selena Gomez meets Jesus. I can do it.
All I ever wanted for you was to find satisfaction outside of our relationship.
We've known each other for 6 years, you've known my name for 3.
That isn't fun for me, being the uptight girl. I hate it.
