Favorite Marnie Michaels Quotes
You know who ends up living their dreams? Sad messes like Charlie.
So you really don't want to date me? Last chance.
Hello my name is Marnie Michaels. I am prominently featured in many of Hannah's essays.
Fancy people want to work with me, so I’m gonna give them that pleasure and I’m gonna go work with them. So fuck you both, have a nice day, enjoy the rest of the video.
Ray: What did you think I did?
Marnie: I don't know, read, eat soup, write letters of complaint to local businesses?
I wanted you to tell me what's wrong with me.
Ray: Maybe for the time being it would be best to keep this on the DL.
Marnie: Go fuck yourself, like I'd advertise this.
Could you stop saying "checking in" it's fucking weird.
Marnie: Where's Jessa? Did she not even show?
Hannah: No, she just insists on sitting in the back of the bus for political reasons.
Jessa, I put you in the lighthouse because it's bohemian.
I wouldn't be eating pizza in front of you if I liked you.
By the way your Netflix came. Bridget Jones 2, seriously?
