Favorite Marshall Eriksen Quotes
Ted: That's weird, I have a message.
Marshall: That's weird, you still have an answering machine.
Nobody wakes up and says "today I'm going to star in a YouTube video!"
Looks like Pocahontas has a couple of wounded knees.
Marshall: Oh you're wearing a flower.
Barney: Thank You!
Marshall: I didn't compliment, just observed.
Oh that's super interesting but you have a small penis.
Lily: We're doing it a lot.
Marshall: And everywhere. The kitchen, the bathroom, the living room, outside in your waiting - the kitchen.
Ted: Marshall...you up for some super-loud repetitive music that hasn't changed since the mid-90's?
Marshall: Um...only always
It's not that the wings are too hot, it's that I already had wings earlier. Much earlier.Old Marshall
Marshall: Ted, I love you buddy, but there is no way you can pull off blonde.
Lily: Seriously, Ted, don't do it.
Ted: I'm going blonde!
Marshall: That is NOT the outcome we were hoping for.
Ted, I don't want to swear in front of Korean Elvis, but what the bleep are you doing, dude?
Backgammon sucks. I took the only good part of backgammon, the gammon, and I left the rest of it in the trash where it belongsMarshall
Ted: They're killing each other!
Lily: They love each other.
Ted: Barney and Robin love each other, but they're not Barney and Robin anymore. They're the fat guy and the old lady.
Marshall: My favorite '70s detective show!