Favorite Max Blum Quotes
Max: You should watch the gay history channel.
Dave: That's a real thing?
Derek: Yeah it's called Bravo.
Check it out, the trash can stove. Or as I call it, the "trove."
He was threatening to blow up this whole operation so I had to go ghost prots on him.
Max: Pen I think you know me, we've made love.
Penny: Ugh.
Max: I think you ugh-mazing!
Dammit Chad, you got me in trouble again. That's my underwear monster, I believe you two have met.
The guys wanted me and the girls wanted to be me.
If you wanna know what else is gay go to www.whatisgay.biz.
She's like Crazy Stupid Love crazy, not like people who loved Crazy Stupid Love crazy, I mean she's not a psycho.
That is the least interesting pairing since chicken piscotti and pinot gris. Sorry been watching a lot of Frasier.
I don't know what the two of you are up to, I think it's amazing, I want no part of it.
A fist bump is a sacred contract between the fists of men.
Alright enough with the showboating you tiny hooligan, it's bad enough we're getting beat by someone who's only slightly larger than the actual foosball players.
