Favorite Max Blum Quotes
Pen I live by mafia rules, you, your family, anybody in the room. Y'all gotta pay, that's how I roll.
I can't believe anyone voluntarily decided to marry Penny. I mean she's a disaster of a human woman, am I right?
Wait is this gonna be a classic group gang hang?
C'mon boo, it's not like you never thought about it Harvey Chocolate Milk.
Elton John would just eat these balls up.
I feel fresher than a Daisy...Fuentes...joke and nobody's burned her in awhile.
How did we not know power was amazing? Kanye wrote a song about it. Emily and Merrill Boothe named their son after it.
Ahh gay wit, the white noise of the hair salon.
I mean, you practically begged me to do it by begging me not to do it. In fact sir I would like an apology, I am hurt. I am deeply hurt that you do not know me well enough to know that I would screw this up for you.
You need a dirtbag and luckily enough for you my middle name is Herbert and I'm a dirtbag.
Max: What are all those red arrows for?
Jane: Oh, those are all the areas that need improvements.
Max: But those are all of them.
Jane: Yeah, you've got lots of bad areas. You're like the Oakland of gay guys.
What are we gonna do with this big group tomorrow? A little 4 on 4 hoops, maybe an 8 person party bike, a Chinese New Year dragon?
