Favorite Max Blum Quotes
We were gonna tag along with you guys to that bris. Alex had never been to one and I don't remember my first two. Of course the second one was less of a religious ceremony and more of a horrific jet skiing accident.
It's my fault, I know I'm sorry. It's just I got all paranoid that you guys would move on and start doing rich stuff and I'd never see you guys again because you'd be goin to Eyes Wide Shut parties or hunting people for sport with Tommy Hilfiger or whatever rich people supposedly do.
Jane you're actin extra nuts, and I'm not talking about mistaking the teaspoon with tablespoon kinda nuts I'm talking about Mel Gibson downing a 5 hour energy and showing up at a Bar Mitzvah kinda nuts.
I know you didn't want me at your little couples game night, but what you didn't count on was the extent of my loneliness.
I will always love Sean Penn no matter how creepy and thin his mustache gets.
That is the least interesting pairing since chicken piscotti and pinot gris. Sorry been watching a lot of Frasier.
Max: Well BBF why don't you tell me what you used to do on our Saturdays?
Brad: Well, GFF...Gay Fat Friend, I'd start out with lunch then I'd do a little clothes shopping, work out with my trainer and then end my day with a little steam. The perfect Sabado.
You think a Bar Mitzvah gets hyped in this town without me knowing about it?
Max: If that season had aired, I would've been the first openly gay person on television.
Jane: Except for Ellen, Rosie, all the career high guys.
Penny: Oh and Norman Korpi from the Real World season one.
Max: Deep cut.
We are just like two rabbits...doing it all the time...there's so much sex...and it's all hetero.
Busta bust, why don't you throw your hands where my eyes can see, which would be in my sink doing my dishes.
Alright enough with the showboating you tiny hooligan, it's bad enough we're getting beat by someone who's only slightly larger than the actual foosball players.
