Megan Smith Quotes
Sage: If she has to laurel will buy you in to duke just like Parker's dad bought him into brown.
Megan: Hello? If that's the case what am I doing here?
Sage: Good point, don't forget to write
Charles: thereapized?
Megan: It's a new verb I'm working on. Of or related to having too much therapy. It's going to be in the book
I just came to my senses and remembered she's a boyfriend-stealing trampy tramp
Megan: I had to go on a date just so people wouldn't think I was a lesbian..
Marco: I could see that...
Megan: I know I would make such a great lesbian.. but sadly I'm straight
Marco: Go on just pretend like we're not even here
Megan: I'm not talking to myself. I'm just practicing a conversation I'm going to have with a real person a later date. Totally different.
Exactly, what else is new? Uh nothing You're still a trampy little tramperstein and I'm still an idiot for being nice to you
What's the oracle? Other than a scary lady from the Matrix? Best movie ever am I right?
Megan: Aren't you coming with me?
Marco: Oh yes, I just love unnecessary encounters with law enforcement officers... you're on your own sledge sister..
Laurel: It's nice to see you on top of things...
Megan: I like to be on top.... of things... in work situations
Megan: I can't believe sage would invite [Lily] to this
Charlie: Really? I can and I don't even know that her well
Megan: It's like they don't even appreciate all the knowledge bombs I'm dropping on them
Charlie: Maybe that's because you're calling them knowledge bombs
God is not a republican... he's not a democrat... I don't think he's affiliated with any politcal party... is this vodka?
