Meredith Palmer Quotes (Page 2)
Season 6, Episode 18: "St. Patrick's Day"
Meredith: Stop fighting! Just on St. Patrick's Day okay? Just one, perfect day a year. No hassles. No problems. No kids.
Ryan: Why no kids?
Kelly: Yeah where are your kids?
Meredith: Nope. Uh uh. Not today!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 17: "The Delivery"
Kevin: Maybe we should cut holes in her shirt.
Meredith: I have a shirt like that in my car.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 16: "Manager and Salesman"
Meredith: If I got that card, we'd be in the bathroom doing it right now.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Meredith: Yeah, I have this thing about men cutting or threatening to cut my throat. Don't try to cut my throat!
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 15: "Sabre"
Meredith: Talk about vacation daaaays!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 13: "Secret Santa"
Jim: Wait. We haven't gone under. We've been sold. That could mean many different things.
Michael: It's hard for me to imagine a scenario in which Meredith Palmer keeps her job and David Wallace does not. No offense Meredith.
Meredith: No, I get it.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 10: "Murder"
Jim: I'm just gonna skip the what and go right to why.
Michael: Because this is the recreation of a crime scene!
Meredith: I'm the dead body and these are my brain chunks.
Dwight: Shut up, you're dead.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 9: "Double Date"
Meredith: Hey everybody, he's not in the men's room. Although the seat was warm, so we may have just missed him.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 8: "Koi Pond"
Michael: Who here has been the but of a joke that has gone too far? Phyllis.
Phyllis: Michael you make fun of us everyday.
Kevin: Yeah. Every single day.
Michael: Uh, you never said anything.
Meredith: Uh, we have. Countless times.
Michael: Well it is hard to tell the difference between you guys saying "Stop! Because I want you to stop" and "Stop!" as in "Stop you're making making me laugh so hard. What you're doing is so funny. You are on a roll I am a busting a gut. Stoppp!"
Angela: That's never been the case.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Michael: Any messages?
Erin: You're soaking wet.
Michael: Jim and I got caught in a little flash... rain. Flash winds, flash lightning.
Phyllis: Wow. Sounds scary.
Michael: It was. It was. And then in an instant, it wasn't!
Angela: Why isn't Jim wet?
Jim: I... outran it.
Meredith: I don't think it rained. My hip would be throbbing.
Michael: It rained.
Dwight: Michael, can I get you something? A towel, some cocoa?
Michael Scott: Nothing. Cocoa.
• Rating: Unrated
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